fact_blast

14 Mar 2014

BAD HUSBAND!!!

EKAITTE: I heard our
maid is pregnant?
AKPOS: Well, that's her
problem
EKAITTE: I also heard...
you're responsible for
the pregnancy.. is it
true?
AKPOS: Well that's my
problem
EKAITTE: What!!! I can't
take this from you!
AKPOS: Hmmmm.. well
that's your problem
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ONE WORD FOR AKPOS

WHO BAD PASS???

A couple watching a Premier League match together.
After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Saint Obi?
Husband: No. He is Michel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor, dont you already know?
Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have a brothrt at Nollywood.
Wife: Is that another Goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No. It is called an action replay.
Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad.
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?
Husband: #silent#.
Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone?
Husband: He is communicating with his lines man.
Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards. Is there not any Blue card or something?
Frustrated husband turns off the TV.
*Wife turns it on and watches "African Magic".*
Husband: Is that Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb me.
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Who is more wicked...drop your comment
posteb by jamiu...factbl team

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON

PAPA: What Is 10 plus 10?
AKPOS: I don't know.
PAPA: Idiot! You can't answer
such a cheap
sum...Your stupidity will kill you.
AKPOS: Papa, if you saw a
1000 naira note and a
500 naira note which would
you pick?
PAPA: 1000 of course
AKPOS: Idiot! Can't you pick both? Poverty will kill
you.

AKPOS AGAIN OOO

Akpos' next door neighbour
had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little
baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family
to come over and see their
new baby.
Akpos' parents were very
afraid their son would have a silly words to
say about the baby. So, Akpos' dad had a long talk with Akpos
before going to the
neighbors house. He said, "Now, son, that poor
baby was born
without any ears. I want you to be on your best
behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or
I'm really going to beat you when we
get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears
at all," said Akpos. At the neighbour's house, Akpos
leaned over the crib and touched the baby's
hand. He looked at
his mother and said,
"Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Akpos'
comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you
very
much, Akpos."
Akpos then continued, "This baby has perfect little
hands and
perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little
eyes! Did
his doctor say he can see clearly?" The mother who was
a bit surprised,
replied;
"Why, yes ... his doctor said he has a good vision,
why do you
ask?"
Akpos said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause i'm very sure
he can't wear
glasses.
Comment if you get it!