14 Mar 2014
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Father kills 17 year boy he Found On Bed With his 16yr old daughter! [PHOTO]
A father who found a 17 year old boy inside his daughter's room around 2:20am fatally shot and killed himThe father, who was not identified, was notified by one of his children that there was someone in his 16-year-old daughter's room.
He crept into the room and found her in bed with the boy.
The father who had a gun then told the boy to identify himself but his daughter reportedly told her father that she did not know the teen and that the two were not in bed.
The father said he told the teen not to move, but reportedly saw the teen reach for something, at which point police say the father opened fire. The teen did not have a gun. His daughter later confessed that she did indeed know the teen.
"You just feel terrible for the families,You just kind of reflect on both of these families’ lives have changed forever." one neighbor told the station.....
is this right?
BAD HUSBAND!!!
EKAITTE: I heard our
maid is pregnant?
AKPOS: Well, that's her
problem
EKAITTE: I also heard...
you're responsible for
the pregnancy.. is it
true?
AKPOS: Well that's my
problem
EKAITTE: What!!! I can't
take this from you!
AKPOS: Hmmmm.. well
that's your problem
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ONE WORD FOR AKPOS
maid is pregnant?
AKPOS: Well, that's her
problem
EKAITTE: I also heard...
you're responsible for
the pregnancy.. is it
true?
AKPOS: Well that's my
problem
EKAITTE: What!!! I can't
take this from you!
AKPOS: Hmmmm.. well
that's your problem
.
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ONE WORD FOR AKPOS
WHO BAD PASS???
A couple watching a Premier League match together.
After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Saint Obi?
Husband: No. He is Michel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor, dont you already know?
Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have a brothrt at Nollywood.
Wife: Is that another Goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No. It is called an action replay.
Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad.
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?
Husband: #silent#.
Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone?
Husband: He is communicating with his lines man.
Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards. Is there not any Blue card or something?
Frustrated husband turns off the TV.
*Wife turns it on and watches "African Magic".*
Husband: Is that Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb me.
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After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Saint Obi?
Husband: No. He is Michel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor, dont you already know?
Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have a brothrt at Nollywood.
Wife: Is that another Goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No. It is called an action replay.
Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad.
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?
Husband: #silent#.
Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone?
Husband: He is communicating with his lines man.
Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards. Is there not any Blue card or something?
Frustrated husband turns off the TV.
*Wife turns it on and watches "African Magic".*
Husband: Is that Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb me.
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Who is more wicked...drop your comment
posteb by jamiu...factbl team
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
PAPA: What Is 10 plus 10?
AKPOS: I don't know.
PAPA: Idiot! You can't answer
such a cheap
sum...Your stupidity will kill you.
AKPOS: Papa, if you saw a
1000 naira note and a
500 naira note which would
you pick?
PAPA: 1000 of course
AKPOS: Idiot! Can't you pick both? Poverty will kill
you.
AKPOS: I don't know.
PAPA: Idiot! You can't answer
such a cheap
sum...Your stupidity will kill you.
AKPOS: Papa, if you saw a
1000 naira note and a
500 naira note which would
you pick?
PAPA: 1000 of course
AKPOS: Idiot! Can't you pick both? Poverty will kill
you.
AKPOS AGAIN OOO
Akpos' next door neighbour
had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little
baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family
to come over and see their
new baby.
Akpos' parents were very
afraid their son would have a silly words to
say about the baby. So, Akpos' dad had a long talk with Akpos
before going to the
neighbors house. He said, "Now, son, that poor
baby was born
without any ears. I want you to be on your best
behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or
I'm really going to beat you when we
get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears
at all," said Akpos. At the neighbour's house, Akpos
leaned over the crib and touched the baby's
hand. He looked at
his mother and said,
"Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Akpos'
comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you
very
much, Akpos."
Akpos then continued, "This baby has perfect little
hands and
perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little
eyes! Did
his doctor say he can see clearly?" The mother who was
a bit surprised,
replied;
"Why, yes ... his doctor said he has a good vision,
why do you
ask?"
Akpos said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause i'm very sure
he can't wear
glasses.
Comment if you get it!
had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little
baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family
to come over and see their
new baby.
Akpos' parents were very
afraid their son would have a silly words to
say about the baby. So, Akpos' dad had a long talk with Akpos
before going to the
neighbors house. He said, "Now, son, that poor
baby was born
without any ears. I want you to be on your best
behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or
I'm really going to beat you when we
get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears
at all," said Akpos. At the neighbour's house, Akpos
leaned over the crib and touched the baby's
hand. He looked at
his mother and said,
"Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Akpos'
comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you
very
much, Akpos."
Akpos then continued, "This baby has perfect little
hands and
perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little
eyes! Did
his doctor say he can see clearly?" The mother who was
a bit surprised,
replied;
"Why, yes ... his doctor said he has a good vision,
why do you
ask?"
Akpos said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause i'm very sure
he can't wear
glasses.
Comment if you get it!
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