INTERNET MARRIAGE??? THIS KING THING NAH WAHALA OOOO

GIRL: Dad, I'm in love with a guy who lives far away from me. I am in London and he lives in China. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to me on skype. And now we have had two months of relationship through viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes DAD: Really! wonderful, then why don't you getget married on twitter, have fun through BBM, buy your kids on e-bay, send them through g-mail and if you get fed up with your husband, sell him off on amazon. NONSENSE FAMILY LINE