14 Mar 2014

OMG!!! VAN VICKER CAN'T WALK UNAIDED...

Vicker,who is a very popular actor among Nigerian movie lovers was reported to have injured himself whilst playing for the Ghanian movie actors against their Nigerian opponent in a friendly football match which held at Kumasi sports stadium.
Thetuanya football match was meant to mark Ghana's independence, unfortunately, Vicker got injured during the first ten minutes of the game and was rested for remainder of the match.
Whilst earlier report stated that he was receiving treatment in a private hospital in Ghana and that he would be alright in matter of days, recent report has just proved this wrong.
We prayed he get back on his feet soon 'unaided' very very soon, because many of us is gonna miss his wonderful scence acts.
Ghana defeated Nigeria 3-1 in the match. Aside Van, other Ghanian actors includes; Bill Asamoah, Price David Osei, Bernard Aduse-Poku and Kwadwo Nkansah Lil Win
Some of the Nigerian actors included; Segun Arize, Chigozie Atuanya, Toyin Aimakhu and Hanks Anuku.
If you love Van and wanna wish him quick recovery, drop your comments

INTERNET MARRIAGE??? THIS KING THING NAH WAHALA OOOO

GIRL: Dad, I'm in love with a guy who lives far away from me. I am in London and he lives in China. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to me on skype. And now we have had two months of relationship through viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes DAD: Really! wonderful, then why don't you getget married on twitter, have fun through BBM, buy your kids on e-bay, send them through g-mail and if you get fed up with your husband, sell him off on amazon. NONSENSE FAMILY LINE

WHAT!! A BEAUTIFUL KENYAN INFECTED OVER 325 MEN WITH HIV/AIDS

A female student at Kabarak University in Nakuru, Kenya has confessed she deliberately infected over 325 people with HIV.The girl, 19, whose name is still unknown, says she has set her target for at least 2,000 men acting in revenge after she was infected by a man at a party which she attended about a year back.
According to International Business Times....The girl allegedly contacted Kenyan Scandals on Facebook and claimed she had something to confess.
After she was assured her identity was going to be protected (the Kenyan Daily Post, however, published a picture from her Facebook profile along with the  article) she wrote:

 I'm 19 and a 2nd year here at Kubarak Uni. I joined this Uni a virgin though I've had boyfriends before, my parents were so strict so having s*x was never on my mind
"Sep 22nd 2013 is a day I''ll never forget, we went clubbing in town and got drunk with some senior students then went back hostels for party round two".

 I can hardly remember what happened, but I remember waking up naked next to some guy called Javan with my 'part' painful, I knew he had had s*x with me while I was drunk.I only asked if he used a condom and he said yes, however when taking bath I noticed sperms down there, I wanted to commit suicide, I feared getting pregnant and HIV." 

Took Contraceptives and hoped I was HIV free.
In NOV i tested .I felt like cutting off my neck.I confronted the guy and he insisted he was clean that I got it from somewhere."I was so depressed and took alcohol to die, I even bought poison, the pain was just unbearable how was I gone face the world, I let my parents down, I gave up on the world and just wanted to end my life. My future had been ruined, somehow someone had to pay,"

 "I accepted my fate and promised to make all men I come across suffer, I know I'm attractive and men both married and unmarried chase me left right and centre.

"I buried the good girl in me and became the bad girl, my goal was to infect as many as possible.Not a day passes without me having sex, mostly 4 people per day," she continued in her confession."Nothing will stop me from accomplishing my mission by continuing to sleep around, you never know but maybe you have slept with me or your husband, boyfriend, brother, father or any has slept with me.
Your day is coming, you men destroyed my life and I will make you and your people pay for it,"

The girl then confessed she had already infected 325 men, 156 of which are students at the Kabarak University where she studies, the rest are married men, lecturers, lawyers, celebrities and politicians.

IS THIS FAIR???

A woman ask Akpos, " if i sleep
with 3
men they call me a slut, but if
a
man sleeps with 10 girls,...
everyone calls him a real
man".
How come ?
Akpos replies: " its very simple,
when one lock can be opened
by 3
different keys, its a bad lock,
but
when one key open 10
different
locks, we call it a master key".

"I Would have Flogged Don Jazzy for disrespecting me"- Eedris Abdulkareem


Eedris still on Donjazzy tweeted "If you are a rapper, your father will never be proud of you.’..He is still angry over that statement and when Punch asked him he said Donjazzy was lucky he didn't mention his name because he would have flogged him..lol

"First of all, why didn’t he stay in London for the British government to give him a record deal? Shebi all of dem stayed in London, while some of them, like Banky W, went to America? But they all rushed back to Nigeria because it is here they could make such money. Of course, in America, they will not get paid $10, 000 for a show. Even some of the Americans like 50 Cent, the highest they will get for a show in their country is $50, 000. But they get paid $500, 000 here. If you could make such money here, you don’t have the right to stand up and say as a rapper, your parent will never be proud of you. Fortunately, it was money from rap music money that I used to build my houses. It was through rap music that I could venture into other businesses and do my agricultural project. It was rap money that I used to sponsor other guys on their trips to Europe.



 When Don Jazzy posted that Twitter message, he specifically said: ‘For example, Mode 9’. He did that because he knew Mode 9 will not do anything to him. Why didn’t he mention Eedris? I would have sent people to bring him and get him flogged very well.
 

But I would have used that to teach him a lesson. Some people may call it controversy, but I will say controversy loves me. It is important to address that issue. This guy has allowed everything to get into his head quickly. He was feeling like Meen, so na Nigeria we dey make all this money now? The British government wouldn’t have given him that opportunity. So, it is we that made rap and R&B possible to the extent that you get paid nicely that you are now insulting. Apology or not, it was important that I addressed that issue."

Funny enough, I am happy that they called me a thug. At least, I am an educated thug. People can say whatever they want. Some even say Eedris is proud. I am proud because hip-hop is proud. But the problem is that dem no know my secret. Dem no know how I dey take dey survive. I never come to dem papa house come ask for money before. The money some of these guys are making in the industry, I am the one that ignited the revolution for them to make it. I am fine and happy that I am doing very well. I am a musician, farmer and businessman. I know what I export to Europe. Germany is my base. I speak German. I am a businessman. I know where I am coming from. I am not an idiot.  Let them call me anything; I have friends in the industry, but I am very choosy. 2Face Idibia is my very good friend, Dr. Fresh is my friend and Terry G is my brother. If I am not friends with you, that mean say we no dey the same level

Waconzy insultsDavido,olamide,Timaya and Tonto Dikeh.Davido Reply!



 
Waconzy,a Nigeria Music artist, was interviewed on Y Najia's RubbinMinds this afternoon and he used the opportunity to Abuse a few artist. He dissed Tonto Dikeh, Davido, Olamide and Timaya and praised 2face, Waje, Bez and Banky W. Davido is the first artist to respond to Waconzy. See his Tweet below


Meet Wizkid Beautiful Mom and Dad (Lovely photo)

WizKid Share This Pic and wrote:
Went for a party with my parents. Everything I am today I owe it to them! They gave me everything they had even when they had nothing! I can't put words together to express how much I love u mom nd dad! ❤️ I'll always make u proud!..omo dada

Father kills 17 year boy he Found On Bed With his 16yr old daughter! [PHOTO]

A  father who found a 17 year old boy inside his daughter's room around 2:20am fatally shot and killed him

The father, who was not identified, was notified by one of his children that there was someone in his 16-year-old daughter's room.

He crept into the room and found her in bed with the boy. 
The father who had a gun then told the boy to identify himself but his daughter reportedly told her father that she did not know the teen and that the two were not in bed.

The father said he told the teen not to move, but reportedly saw the teen reach for something, at which point police say the father opened fire. The teen did not have a gun. His daughter later confessed that she did indeed know the teen.

"You just feel terrible for the families,You just kind of reflect on both of these families’ lives have changed forever." one neighbor told the station.....

is this right?

BAD HUSBAND!!!

EKAITTE: I heard our
 maid is pregnant?
AKPOS: Well, that's her
problem
EKAITTE: I also heard...
you're responsible for
the pregnancy.. is it
true?
AKPOS: Well that's my
problem
EKAITTE: What!!! I can't
take this from you!
AKPOS: Hmmmm.. well
that's your problem
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ONE WORD FOR AKPOS

WHO BAD PASS???

A couple watching a Premier League match together.
After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Saint Obi?
Husband: No. He is Michel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor, dont you already know?
Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have a brothrt at Nollywood.
Wife: Is that another Goal in less than a minute.
Husband: No. It is called an action replay.
Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.
Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad.
Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?
Husband: #silent#.
Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone?
Husband: He is communicating with his lines man.
Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards. Is there not any Blue card or something?
Frustrated husband turns off the TV.
*Wife turns it on and watches "African Magic".*
Husband: Is that Mercy Johnson?
Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb me.

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 Who is more wicked...drop your comment
                                                              posteb by jamiu...factbl team



LIKE FATHER LIKE SON

PAPA: What Is 10 plus 10?
AKPOS: I don't know.
PAPA: Idiot! You can't answer
such a cheap
sum...Your stupidity will kill you.
AKPOS: Papa, if you saw a
1000 naira note and a
500 naira note which would
you pick?
 PAPA: 1000 of course
AKPOS: Idiot! Can't you pick both? Poverty will kill
you.

AKPOS AGAIN OOO

Akpos' next door neighbour
had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little
baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family
to come over and see their
new baby.
Akpos' parents were very
afraid their son would have a silly words to
say about the baby. So, Akpos' dad had a long talk with Akpos
before going to the
neighbors house. He said, "Now, son, that poor
baby was born
without any ears. I want you to be on your best
behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or
I'm really going to beat you when we
get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears
at all," said Akpos. At the neighbour's house, Akpos
leaned over the crib and touched the baby's
hand. He looked at
his mother and said,
"Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Akpos'
comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you
very
much, Akpos."
Akpos then continued, "This baby has perfect little
hands and
perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little
eyes! Did
his doctor say he can see clearly?" The mother who was
a bit surprised,
replied;
"Why, yes ... his doctor said he has a good vision,
why do you
ask?"
Akpos said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause i'm very sure
he can't wear
glasses.

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