joke of the day

Dea cums a motorcycle rider,a private one,one day when his brother visit him in his apartment and they are going to an occasion to attend and his junior brother get only one element for his bike and told the brother say na 1 element dy,d brother talk say no wahala make den go to d occasion,on there way going,u knw al dos lagos army wey dy lagos,den no dy take shit,on their way going na the army stop them say wey their second element,that they are going to be beating or punished them for violating the rule,the elder brother jt start talkin to dem that wat dd they want to do for them,and there is one gutter beside dat amry and the junior brother don make up his mind dat any thing they want to do make them do,as the army point into d gutter make the both of them enter,d junior brother wey knw wetin go apen if den no enter dat gutter,as the army point into the gutter dat 1 4lo the hand of the army and enter into the gutter,d brother stil dy du yanga,den con ask the brother say e go enter the gutter or make den beat im,e tok say e prefa beatin to dat gutter,and they ar going to gv mi 5 strok of their bet,e tok say make den go on,as they gv am 1,e luk at the army at the back locally and tok say make e continue,anoda 1,luk at the army,and tok heavily beat mi,anoda 1,e luk again and tok painfully(crying) beat mi,anoda 1,makin 4,luk at the army,after receiving 4 bet ant it remains jt only 1 for im to b free and tel the army heavily and painfully that "show mi the gutter make i enter"...